mostly-funnytwittertweets:

image

(via yournewapartment)

the-worm-man:

daco-broman:

thatsbelievable:

image

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

(via tumadreotupadre)

ferrousferrule:

arcaniumagi2:

peel-a-potato-with-a-potato:

maneth985:

a-humble-waffle:

taramaclaywasaterf:

unified-multiversal-theory:

sugary-bowl:

kropotkindersurprise:

June 22 2019 - A fascist trying to pick a fight at Bologna Pride gets more reaction than he bargained for. [video]

Exit, pursued by bear.

@exeuntpursuedbyabear

The description of the original video:

image

Translation:

“A neo-fascist, in all his Italian virility, begins to insult some women participating in Bologna Pride. This until, frightened by other protesters covered with glitter and by a bear far more virile than he, to devote himself to what the Fascists do best: escape.”

EXIT, PURSUED BY A BEAR. I’M SOBBING

La fuga, pursued by bear in glitter 🤣🤣🤣

“to devote himself to what the Fascists do best: escape.” ROAST HIS ASS

the Strength, the Solidarity, and the Shade here is examplary

Fascist ideology is based on might makes right. When they fail to actually display said might, they lose all credibility with their peers.

Therefore it is always morally correct to punch a Nazi. Just remember it may not be *legal* and you should be prepared for the consequences.

(via ferrousferrule)

spoopy-valkyrie:

chocolate-and-discourse:

chocolate-and-social-justice:

Sorry, I could never be a capitalist, I suffer from “wanting humans to have their basic needs met” disorder, where I care about people who aren’t me.

Someone once asked me if, assuming we got universal healthcare, I would be okay with the rise in “healthcare tourism” where people who are sick come to our country to get their medical bills taken care of and life-saving medical treatment cheaper than in their home countries.

I was just like, yeah thats fine, I’d actually prefer it if 0 people died from preventable causes kept behind a paywall for no reason.

“even the addicts?” yeah dude did i fucking stutter

(via tumadreotupadre)

littlethingwithfeathers:

mygeekcorner:

thoughtportal:

some sobriety ideas

image

Listen to me. 

If the weekend comes and you can’t stand the thought of not having your time filled with survival requirements and/or the idea of socializing un-anesthetized scares/freaks/weirds the fuck out of you? Go see a therapist and tell them that. Tell them that you can’t stand the thought of doing nothing. Or doing something for no reason other than enjoying it. Tell them you can’t relax without chemical help, be it socially or just in general. 

It is not normal. Everyone doesn’t live that way. Even all the people you go drinking with on the weekend? Not all of them need it. But you? You can’t have time off without it.

That’s not normal.

Look. I’m not hating on social drinking. Before the pandemic, my favorite thing to do with my friends was go to a local brewery and try all the weirdest beer I could find. But when that wasn’t an option, I wasn’t destitute. Boy howdy though there were some people I knew who were.

And more importantly, I’ve known people who got help. Some of them got therapy and some got on medication, and it was a world of difference. Some of them even can still drink and often do! But they aren’t driven to it by any need other than wondering what a beer that’s called “Girl From IPA-nena” tastes like.

(via some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat)

littledozerdraws:
“since physical copies are being shipped out, here’s the piece I did for the @dincobbzine​ last year 🌱🥾💚
”

littledozerdraws:

since physical copies are being shipped out, here’s the piece I did for the @dincobbzine​ last year 🌱🥾💚

naamahdarling:

calligraphypage:

carodoodles:

A little PSA about ASL for ‘Thank you’! I’ve had all of these signed to me accidentally hahaha. And whenever I sign thank you to non signers, sometimes they thought I was blowing a kiss to them. T_T

TwitterTapasticFacebookPatreon

THANK YOU KIND OP

Oh my god.

(via complete-nonsequitur)

bethfuller:
“unexpected delays on the morning commute.
(40-page fully illustrated comic book here!)
”

bethfuller:

unexpected delays on the morning commute.

(40-page fully illustrated comic book here!)

(via bethfuller)

lizardsister:

lizardsister:

lizardsister:

if they rebooted austin powers it would either be the most tone deaf unfunny incredibly offensive movie in years OR they’d do it right and really keep with the times in being very self aware and it would be one of the best films in decades. austin powers would be a massive support of trans rights because trans women means more women for him to shag

oh your pronouns are she/they? well baby lemme she/them titties shagadelic

austin powers discovers bisexuality and it blows his fucking mind

(via renthony)

troutlawyer:

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

(via renthony)